We Need To Talk About Lionel Messi's New Tattoo

Did you know Lionel Messi plays football? Did you know he loves football? If not, his new tattoo will let you know. It is a football. A generic, basic football, presumably pulled from clip art. This is the best footballer in the world, at one of the biggest clubs in the world, and the best he could do was clip art. He couldn't have found, you know, an artist. Cristiano Ronaldo has to be loving this, and we're not even going to talk about those jorts.